Just to let you know that publishing this post proves once again that either I'm an idiot or as my friend says, a narcissist with low self esteem. I'm pretty sure i'm both. You can see what i'm really wearing this fall here.
In the above picture I'm wearing what my cyber-friend slim hopes to never be caught dead in. Mom jeans. I don't like mom jeans either but i looked high and low last year for a jean that Katherine or Marilyn would wear. Sort of a weekend at the cabin look. I found these jeans and the waistline comes to just above my naval and i thought they were perfect. Wrong, turns out they are just mom jeans, and quite unflattering. But I swear in the mirror, they looked good.
Here are the same pants but with a more form fitting white shirt. In my eyes it still looks awful. At this point, I'm thinking it's the jeans. It couldn't possibly be me!
Because I wear all black at work, this would be something I would wear quite often. I would just take the jacket off when I began working. So these Theory pants and a black t or mock turtleneck for the fall would be a standard outfit. This is not bad with the jacket but look at how awful it is without...
Was anyone ever going to tell me how awful my bustline looks? I am so embarrassed that I've been traipsing around in this outfit for like 2 years now thinking i was looking good. That mirror lies I tell you.
This is not a fashion blunder but as long as I'm here exposing myself, I'd like to get this off my chest. You all know I'm a passionate vegan but you don't know that in my closet is my favorite piece of clothing and it's a vintage cashmere coat with a fur collar. There i said it, phew. And i plan to keep it.